I like Jazz

So the Jazz just signed Ronnie Price. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Ronnie Price, the Jazz, or the West Wing, let me clear this up...

THIS is Ronnie Price:

Yes, that is Ronnie posterizing my boy Carlos Boozer. (For the record, the Jazz won that game, went to the playoffs and made it to the conference finals, the same cannot be said for the Kings). This is the guy the Jazz just signed. This is akin to the episode where Sam gets PWNT by Ainsley then they hire her afterwards. If I were in the Jazz locker room, I would be teasing Booz relentlessly. Until, of course, Boozer stood next to me (he's 9 inches taller than me) and subsequently snapped my neck like a pretzel.