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Weather.com has officially said that tonight will be blizzard conditions. I've never been in a blizzard before, but I am thinking that is a good thing.
Dear Profs [Torts] and [Con Law]: Due to the freak blizzard and my P.O.S. rental car, I will not be attending class at 8 AM and 10 AM, respectively. Please accept my apologies.